Condescending Wonka

You dont drink? your stories must be so interesting

You dont drink? your stories must be so interesting  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you drive a truck with tires as tall as you? You must have been your class valedictorian

Oh, so you drive a truck with tires as tall as you? You must have been your class valedictorian  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're upset about Valentines Day? Please take note of how many fucks I am not giving

Oh, you're upset about Valentines Day? Please take note of how many fucks I am not giving  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You had to wait till now to eat your chocolate? Life must be pretty tough for you.

Oh, You had to wait till now to eat your chocolate? Life must be pretty tough for you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're taking pre-ap English? You must really want to challenge yourself.

Oh, you're taking pre-ap English? You must really want to challenge yourself.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a geology major with an emphasis in paleobiology Please tell me how much your life is like jurassic park

Oh, you're a geology major with an emphasis in paleobiology Please tell me how much your life is like jurassic park  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you play ivory blacks Your band must be doing well

Oh, so you play ivory blacks Your band must be doing well  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you read a book in a day? You must be such a fast reader.

Oh, you read a book in a day? You must be such a fast reader.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you discovered quickmeme? i bet everyone enjoys the hilarity of your notifications

Oh, you discovered quickmeme? i bet everyone enjoys the hilarity of your notifications  Condescending Wonka

Lets drink in the open bar have to go to blue waters tonight :|

Lets drink in the open bar have to go to blue waters tonight :|  Condescending Wonka
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