Condescending Wonka

You made two memes? You must know everything about them

You made two memes? You must know everything about them  Condescending Wonka

You know how to strum I- vi-iv-v? You must know everything about music now

You know how to strum I- vi-iv-v? You must know everything about music now  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you stopped one bill? here's three more just like it.

Oh, so you stopped one bill? here's three more just like it.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you occupy wall street to protest corporate greed? what flavor is your starbuck's latte?

Oh, you occupy wall street to protest corporate greed? what flavor is your starbuck's latte?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you believe in free health care Do you also believe in my chocolate factory?

Oh, you believe in free health care Do you also believe in my chocolate factory?  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're James Feo? She must've been a squirter

oh, you're James Feo? She must've been a squirter  Condescending Wonka

starting center fielder for the Long Island Ducks college division team? You must be such an athlete

starting center fielder for the Long Island Ducks college division team? You must be such an athlete  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're taking pre-ap English? You must really want to challenge yourself.

Oh, you're taking pre-ap English? You must really want to challenge yourself.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a geology major with an emphasis in paleobiology Please tell me how much your life is like jurassic park

Oh, you're a geology major with an emphasis in paleobiology Please tell me how much your life is like jurassic park  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you play ivory blacks Your band must be doing well

Oh, so you play ivory blacks Your band must be doing well  Condescending Wonka
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