Condescending Wonka

Oh, a lot of trees had to die so I can take a paper exam? Obviously geometry will not be on the test.

Oh, a lot of trees had to die so I can take a paper exam? Obviously geometry will not be on the test.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you speak swahili? Please, tell me how much of a hipster you are.

Oh, you speak swahili? Please, tell me how much of a hipster you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think the old wonka is better than the new one? Please, tell me who gene wilder is.

Oh, you think the old wonka is better than the new one? Please, tell me who gene wilder is.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so your getting a white shirt eh? Please, do tell us more

Oh, so your getting a white shirt eh? Please, do tell us more  Condescending Wonka

So you continually ridicule Justin Beiber? you must be overflowing with masculinity right now.

So you continually ridicule Justin Beiber? you must be overflowing with masculinity right now.  Condescending Wonka

You're a single black mother with your kid's name tattooed on your arm? You must be so original.

You're a single black mother with your kid's name tattooed on your arm? You must be so original.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you watch MSNBC and bash Fox News? You must be so politically impartial

Oh, you watch MSNBC and bash Fox News? You must be so politically impartial  Condescending Wonka

Oh, a bird flew over your head? that must have been traumatizing

Oh, a bird flew over your head? that must have been traumatizing  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a cobalt? it must be really fast

Oh, you drive a cobalt? it must be really fast  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you decided to not come to the party? I'm pretty sure that you'll do more interesting things alone

Oh, so you decided to not come to the party? I'm pretty sure that you'll do more interesting things alone  Condescending Wonka
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