Condescending Wonka

oh so its friday??? please tell me more about how hard ur gonna party tonight. i am soo dying 2 hear it!!!

oh so its
friday???      please tell me more about how
       hard ur gonna party tonight.
           i am soo dying 2 hear it!!!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you decided to not come to the party? I'm pretty sure that you'll do more interesting things alone

Oh, so you decided to not come to the party? I'm pretty sure that you'll do more interesting things alone  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're screwed for finals? Tell us more about how no one could have it worst than you.

Oh, you're screwed for finals? Tell us more about how no one could have it worst than you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a lifelong clippers fan? Does it get crowded on the bandwagon?

Oh you're a lifelong clippers fan? Does it get crowded on the bandwagon?  Condescending Wonka

Asi que TV Azteca puso el futbol a la hora del debate Cuentame cuanto te ofende si ni piensas verlo

Asi que TV Azteca puso el futbol a la hora del debate Cuentame cuanto te ofende si ni piensas verlo  Condescending Wonka

I see your fake hair, nails, eyelashes, face, boobs, and personality tell me more about how you want a real man

I see your fake hair, nails, eyelashes, face, boobs, and personality  tell me more about how you want a real man  Condescending Wonka

The magical boat ride startled you? Thank God, I thought I was the only one. . . .

The magical boat ride startled you? Thank God, I thought I was the only one. . . .  Condescending Wonka

Oh, there is another Call of Duty coming out...? Please tell me something that shocks me

Oh, there is another Call of Duty coming out...? Please tell me something that shocks me  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you post what a meme says as a status please tell me what it's like to be the funniest person ever.

Oh, you post what a meme says as a status please tell me what it's like to be the funniest person ever.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want to borrow a dvd? I'm so excited for when you bring it back

Oh, you want to borrow a dvd? I'm so excited for when you bring it back  Condescending Wonka
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