Condescending Wonka

Oh you have an android? Please tell me about all the wonderful things my iphone can't do

Oh you have an android? Please tell me about all the wonderful things my iphone can't do  Condescending Wonka

so you're questioning my past please tell me more about how you crushed that kid's pelvis with your car

so you're questioning my past please tell me more about how you crushed that kid's pelvis with your car  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're busy studying for finals? that must be because your classes are so difficult.

oh, you're busy studying for finals? that must be because your classes are so difficult.  Condescending Wonka

OH, You swam for Creighton Prep? Please, continue telling me all about how much better you are than everyone else....

OH, You swam for Creighton Prep? Please, continue telling me all about how much better you are than everyone else....  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear sperry's? Tell me more about your fantastic voyages at sea

Oh, you wear sperry's? Tell me more about your fantastic voyages at sea  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've worked in the restaurant industry before? By all means tell me how bad I am at my job

Oh, you've worked in the restaurant industry before? By all means tell me how bad I am at my job   Condescending Wonka

Looks like Obama won Please tell me more about how doomed America is.

Looks like Obama won Please tell me more about how doomed America is.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're starting your own chocolate factory? That's great! Competition is the backbone of a free market.

Oh, you're starting your own chocolate factory? That's great! Competition is the backbone of a free market.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You just found out memes are really funny? Please, make your own and post them for the world to see. Oh, and don't forget the ones about your school. Caption 3 goes here

Oh, You just found out memes are really funny? Please, make  your own and post them for the world to see. Oh, and don't forget the ones about your school. Caption 3 goes here  Condescending Wonka

Oh, YOU HAVE A HUGE CHIN AND A LESBIAN HAIRCUT?!? YOU MUST GET ALL THE BITCHES ON XBL...

Oh, YOU HAVE A HUGE CHIN AND A LESBIAN HAIRCUT?!? YOU MUST GET ALL THE BITCHES ON XBL...   Condescending Wonka
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