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oh, you have a thin,chinstrap beard? Tell me more about all the ladies you bone

oh, you have a thin,chinstrap beard? Tell me more about all the ladies you bone  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think Fenway Park is a dump? Tell me about how nice tropicana field is

Oh, you think Fenway Park is a dump? Tell me about how nice tropicana field is  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a "salt life" sticker on your truck? I bet you're a hardcore surfer.

Oh, you have a

Your Gamertag is Spazzy Swag You Must Pickup All The Bitches

Your Gamertag is Spazzy Swag You Must Pickup All The Bitches   Condescending Wonka

You think Auckland roads are complicated That's Adorable, tell me more

You think Auckland roads are complicated That's Adorable, tell me more  Condescending Wonka

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Oh you make condescending wonka memes You must be so damn intelligent  Condescending Wonka

"Snapshift" rubber bands for $15? Reachout must be so overwhelmed at you giving them $1 per band

You studied abroad? You must be so worldly

You studied abroad? You must be so worldly  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can add sepia and black and white filters to photos of ordinary objects? You must be a professional photographer.

Oh, you can add sepia and black and white filters to photos of ordinary objects? You must be a professional photographer.   Condescending Wonka

You won $200,000 in the lottery? You are pretty much Bill Gates

You won $200,000 in the lottery? You are pretty much Bill Gates  Condescending Wonka
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