Condescending Wonka

so you're a DJ? Tell me more about the awesome mixes you must have made with just your laptop

so you're a DJ? Tell me more about the awesome mixes you must have made with just your laptop  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a bible verse tattoo Please tell me again how religious you are

Oh, you have a bible verse tattoo Please tell me again how religious you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you went for a bike ride? I can't wait to see your Strava data

Oh, you went for a bike ride? I can't wait to see your Strava data  Condescending Wonka

war on terror? Tell me all about how shooting ragheads somewhere is going to protect my liberties

war on terror? Tell me all about how shooting ragheads somewhere is going to protect my liberties  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't like Morrissey? Please, tell me more about the edginess of "Nickelback."

Oh, you don't like Morrissey? Please, tell me more about the edginess of

Oh, you don't like my political posts on Facebook? Please, tell me how the cute kittens, corny song lyrics, descriptions of your day, and hashtagged meaningless bullshit that you post to my wall every day (and I don't complain about) has any meaning whats

Oh, you don't like my political posts on Facebook? Please, tell me how the cute kittens, corny song lyrics, descriptions of your day, and hashtagged meaningless bullshit that you post to my wall every day (and I don't complain about) has any meaning whats  Condescending Wonka

oh, you just made a tbh status? You must go to notre dame

oh, you just  made a tbh status? You must go to 
notre dame   Condescending Wonka

Bitch Sit the fuck down

Bitch  Sit the fuck down  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a white girl who quotes wiz khalifa and lil Wayne in every status? Your lives must be so similar.

Oh you're a white girl who quotes wiz khalifa and lil Wayne in every status? Your lives must be so similar.   Condescending Wonka

A zombie ate another mans face then was shot to death? please tell me more about God's Plan

A zombie ate another mans face then was shot to death? please tell me more about God's Plan  Condescending Wonka
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