Condescending Wonka

Your very excited mother just served y'all nachos? In my day we got 9 pizzas. Tell me all about how science is improving your life by saying Pluto isn't a planet.

Your very excited mother just served y'all nachos? In my day we got 9 pizzas. Tell me all about how science is improving your life by saying Pluto isn't a planet.  Condescending Wonka

as a supervisor you get to wear a blue hi viz vest? tell me more about your jobs incredible perks...

as a supervisor you get to wear a blue hi viz vest? tell me more about your jobs incredible perks...  Condescending Wonka

so your not a redditor? tell me more about reality and the outdoors

so your not a redditor? tell me more about reality and the outdoors  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in Delta Tau Delta? Tell me more about how not partying and being "studious" is working out for you.

Oh, you're in Delta Tau Delta? Tell me more about how not partying and being

You want to make fun of the Yankees for getting swept? Tell me how the Braves and Red Sox did this season?

You want to make fun of the Yankees for getting swept? Tell me how the Braves and Red Sox did this season?  Condescending Wonka

oh, you passed me because i was driving under the speed limit? it must have felt so nice to arrive at the red light before I did.

oh, you passed me because i was driving under the speed limit?  it must have felt so nice to arrive at the red light before I did.  Condescending Wonka

Cat 1 hurricane Tell me about how destructive it is

Cat 1 hurricane Tell me about how destructive it is  Condescending Wonka

OH You're Preparing for a Hurricane? That must be so stressful.

OH You're Preparing for a Hurricane? That must be so stressful.  Condescending Wonka

So you are sick of listening to parents talk about their kids but you won't shut up about your dog. Wow I'm surprised no one has smacked you yet.

So you are sick of listening to parents talk about their kids but you won't shut up about your dog. Wow I'm surprised no one has smacked you yet.   Condescending Wonka

Oh. You love drinking wine with the girls? You must be really sophisticated

Oh. You love drinking wine with the girls? You must be really sophisticated  Condescending Wonka
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