Condescending Wonka

Oh, ke$ha No one cares if they came here with some one

Oh, ke$ha No one cares if they came here with some one  Condescending Wonka

You finally got around to submitting your first college app? Please, tell me all about how "terrifying" it is.

You finally got around to submitting your first college app? Please, tell me all about how

The Cleveland Browns Beat The Pittsburgh Steelers Today? Please tell us all how the Browns will be going to the superbowl this year!

The Cleveland Browns Beat The Pittsburgh Steelers Today? Please tell us all how the Browns will be going to the superbowl this year!  Condescending Wonka

OH SO YOU DON'T WORK AT PITA PIT? PLEASE GO AHEAD AND TELL ME HOW TO PRONOUNCE GYRO

OH SO YOU DON'T WORK AT PITA PIT? PLEASE GO AHEAD AND TELL ME HOW TO PRONOUNCE GYRO  Condescending Wonka

RGSL is hosting a lecture on intellectual property law I bet the auditorium will be filled with college students who care about stopping piracy

RGSL is hosting a lecture on intellectual property law I bet the auditorium will be filled with college students who care about stopping piracy  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love dubstep? Please tell me how you love any other artist besides skrillex

Oh, you love dubstep? Please tell me how you love any other artist besides skrillex  Condescending Wonka

Oh you've been studying all week? Tell me more about how your finals week is the hardest

Oh you've been studying all week? Tell me more about how your finals week is the hardest  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're pregnant? Please, describe to me in detail what that's doing to your body

Oh, you're pregnant? Please, describe to me in detail what that's doing to your body  Condescending Wonka

So it's wrong to lie to your children about Santa? Please go on about the reason for the season and how the winter solstice magically became about Jesus.

So it's wrong to lie to your children about Santa? Please go on about the reason for the season and how the winter solstice magically became about Jesus.  Condescending Wonka

You have a charming way with words... You should write a book

You have a charming way with words... You should write a book  Condescending Wonka
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