Condescending Wonka

Oh, you consider yourself a movie buff? Tell me again how "The Hunger Games" is so revolutionary.

Oh, you consider yourself a movie buff? Tell me again how

You posted a bible verse above your bar photos on your Facebook Timeline? I don't think Jesus likes beer pong

You posted a bible verse above your bar photos on your Facebook Timeline? I don't think Jesus likes beer pong  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a self-referencing meme? That's the mark of a genius, there.

Oh, you made a self-referencing meme? That's the mark of a genius, there.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you got really excited about the Avengers movie? Tell me all about how you've been an avid fan of the comic books all these years...

Oh, so you got really excited about the Avengers movie? Tell me all about how you've been an avid fan of the comic books all these years...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have midterms this week? Cal Poly has quizzes weekly, 2-3 Midterms in every class every quarter, a "dead week" where quarter-long projects are due the week before Finals, AND we are on the quarter system so we do it 3 times a year, instead of two

Oh, you have midterms this week? Cal Poly has quizzes weekly, 2-3 Midterms in every class every quarter, a

40 SECONDS TILL CLASS? TELL ME WHY THE FUCK IM WALKING IN THE HALLWAY THEN

40 SECONDS TILL CLASS? TELL ME WHY THE FUCK IM WALKING IN THE HALLWAY THEN  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're flipping off the camera in your profile picture? You must be so hardcore.

Oh, you're flipping off the camera in your profile picture?  You must be so hardcore.   Condescending Wonka

Wow! You have a Pro Tools rig? You must win tons of Grammy awards

Wow! You have a Pro Tools  rig? You must win tons of Grammy awards  Condescending Wonka

you have a 3 foot lift on your oversized truck? please tell me more about how much you need that handicap placard

you have a 3 foot lift on your oversized truck? please tell me more about how much you need that handicap placard  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're apart of a pyramid scheme? You must make millions

Oh, You're apart of a pyramid scheme? You must make millions  Condescending Wonka
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