Condescending Wonka

OH YOU'RE COMING OVER FOR DINNER AND YOU'RE A VEGAN? lET ME PREPARE YOU A SHITTY VEGAN DISH TO CATER TO YOUR NEEDS EVEN THOUGH WHEN I COME OVER you don't make sure a steak is on my plate, not even a damned fish

OH YOU'RE COMING OVER FOR DINNER AND YOU'RE A VEGAN? lET ME PREPARE YOU A SHITTY VEGAN DISH TO CATER TO YOUR NEEDS EVEN THOUGH WHEN I COME OVER you don't make sure a steak is on my plate, not even a damned fish  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you saw the lion king at the landmark? That must have been "amazingggg"

Oh, you saw the lion king at the landmark? That must have been

Oh, entonces sacastes "A" en el examen de Rosa Julia? Cuentame, que se siente ser tan lambon?

Oh, entonces sacastes

You have a metal breakdown in your pop-punk band's songs? That makes you so hardcore

You have a metal breakdown in your pop-punk band's songs? That makes you so hardcore  Condescending Wonka

oh, you knew about Kony and the "Invisible Children" years ago? You're so much better than your other friends.

oh, you knew about Kony and the

Well it looks like the police are searching Zach's truck again Good thing Marc and I filled it with drugs

Well it looks like the police are searching Zach's truck again Good thing Marc and I filled it with drugs  Condescending Wonka

So you buy all of your clothes and music from Hot Topic? You're soooooooo original

So you buy all of your clothes and music from Hot Topic? You're soooooooo original  Condescending Wonka

So you play words with friends on here and always win you must know so many words off the top of your head

So you play words with friends on here and always win you must know so many words off the top of your head  Condescending Wonka

You sent a chain mail and nothing happened to you Please tell me more

You sent a chain mail and nothing happened to you Please tell me more  Condescending Wonka

Oh you believe in the Illuminati? Tell me about the youtube video that made you an expert

Oh you believe in the Illuminati? Tell me about the youtube video that made you an expert  Condescending Wonka
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