Condescending Wonka

all your pictures have song lyrics as captions? wow, and i thought i was musically influenced.

all your pictures have song lyrics as captions? wow, and i thought i was musically influenced.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you liked fun. before we are young? Tell me how great they were beofre they were "mainstream"

Oh, you liked fun. before we are young? Tell me how great they were beofre they were

Your from Colorado? You must be sooo awesome

Your from Colorado? You must be sooo awesome  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a brand new BMW? I bet that fits well in the carport of the studio apartment you share with 3 other people.

Oh, you drive a brand new BMW?  I bet that fits well in the carport of the studio apartment you share with 3 other people.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to CSC? your parents must be very proud of you

Oh, you go to CSC? your parents must be very proud of you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you own a camelbak water bottle... You must work out all the time

Oh, you own a camelbak water bottle... You must work out all the time  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took intro to international studies? Tell me again about how culturally astute you are

Oh, you took intro to international studies? Tell me again about how culturally astute you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you plan on putting Duke, Kentucky, Syracuse and Kansas in your Final Four? You must be a Bracketologist.

Oh, you plan on putting Duke, Kentucky, Syracuse and Kansas in your Final Four? You must be a Bracketologist.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a small, charming farm town? Here's a big-box chain to kill local businesses!

Oh, you're a small, charming farm town? Here's a big-box chain to kill local businesses!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you special ordered belgium waffles overseas Please tell me how much better they are than anything ive ever bought

Oh, you special ordered belgium waffles overseas Please tell me how much better they are than anything ive ever bought  Condescending Wonka
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