Condescending Wonka

You're in a relationship? Tell me more about how I shouldn't feel like the 9th wheel when surrounded by couples

You're in a relationship?
 Tell me more about how I shouldn't feel like the 9th wheel when surrounded by couples  Condescending Wonka

Oh you think the cops should leave 5 points and go after real crimes? I'd love to hear more of your post-adolescent idealism

Oh you think the cops should leave 5 points and go after real crimes? I'd love to hear more of your post-adolescent idealism  Condescending Wonka

Oh there is a photoshop image of a shadow in that cloud It must be god working in mysterious ways

Oh there is a photoshop image of a shadow in that cloud It must be god working in mysterious ways  Condescending Wonka

So you bought TOMS? I didn't know you were a philanthropist

So you bought TOMS? I didn't know you were a  philanthropist  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you post pictures of widely popular and agreeable things on Facebook with a caption: "Like if you agree!"? You must be so cool and popular

Oh, so you post pictures of widely popular and agreeable things on Facebook with a caption:

You came up with your own Condescending Wonka caption? You must be hilarious

You came up with your own Condescending Wonka caption? You must be hilarious  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a big muffler? Your civic must be so fast.

Oh you have a big muffler? Your civic must be so fast.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a Capitol Hill staffer? You must be changing the world.

Oh you're a Capitol Hill staffer? You must be changing the world.  Condescending Wonka

You made a cup on a full rack? You must be so good at beer pong.

You made a cup on a full rack? You must be so good at beer pong.  Condescending Wonka

Your girlfriend plays more videogames than you do? i'm sure she's beautiful

Your girlfriend plays more videogames than you do? i'm sure she's beautiful  Condescending Wonka
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