Condescending Wonka

US shoe size 11 is 290 in japan? I bet you must have such precise footwear.

US shoe size 11 is 290 in japan? I bet you must have such precise footwear.  Condescending Wonka

You're using an umbrella in the snow? That's probably working really well.

You're using an umbrella in the snow? That's probably working really well.  Condescending Wonka

He's wearing an embarrassing suit and taking pictures with snotty tourists for alms to support himself in a failing economy? Must be a pedo.

He's wearing an embarrassing suit and taking pictures with snotty tourists for alms to support himself in a failing economy? Must be a pedo.  Condescending Wonka

You Pull for app state tell me all about how you were a fan before 2005!

You Pull for app state tell me all about how you were a fan before 2005!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a cross tattoo? you must be so religious

Oh, you have a cross tattoo? you must be so religious  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a new tattoo . I bet that confidence translates well into the real world

Oh, you got a new tattoo . I bet that confidence translates well into the real world  Condescending Wonka

You wear Ugg boots? Please tell me how comfortable they are

You wear Ugg boots? Please tell me how comfortable they are  Condescending Wonka

You use twitter? You must be really respected by your peers.

You use twitter? You must be really respected by your peers.  Condescending Wonka

You're heading back to Knox? Please notify me via Facebook status the second you get back.

You're heading back to Knox? Please notify me via Facebook status the second you get back.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you dyed your hair, wear sweaters and thick rimmed glasses? You must have so much swag.

Oh, you dyed your hair, wear sweaters and thick rimmed glasses? You must have so much swag.  Condescending Wonka
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