Condescending Wonka

You're gonna win a poke war? oh do tell

You're gonna win a poke war? oh do tell  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're form Oklahoma? Please, tell me everything you know about the weather.

Oh you're form Oklahoma? Please, tell me everything you know about the weather.  Condescending Wonka

So you deleted me on Facebook? Tell me how upset I should be.

So you deleted me on Facebook? Tell me how upset I should be.  Condescending Wonka

Tell me more about your bold faced lies

Tell me more about your bold faced lies  Condescending Wonka

Video games cause violence? I'm sure there's years of scientific reasearch to support that theory.

Video games cause violence? I'm sure there's years of scientific reasearch to support that theory.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you own a hybrid car? Please tell me how poisonous lithium ion batteries are so much better for the environment.

oh, you own a hybrid car? Please tell me how poisonous lithium ion batteries are so much better for the environment.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a larger-than-average dog? Please, post a picture of it that will one-up the last hundred "giant dog" posts

Oh, you have a larger-than-average dog? Please, post a picture of it that will one-up the last hundred

Oh, you have all number 1 seeds in the Final Four? You must know a lot about College Basketball

Oh, you have all number 1 seeds in the Final Four? You must know a lot about College Basketball  Condescending Wonka

So you believe everything's pre-destined Now tell me how you cross the street without looking left and right

So you believe everything's pre-destined Now tell me how you cross the street without looking left and right  Condescending Wonka

oh, you got drunk? list every single drink you somehow remember having

oh, you got drunk? list every single drink you somehow remember having  Condescending Wonka
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