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You liked Rodriguez before Searching For Sugar Man? You must be his biggest fan

You liked Rodriguez before Searching For Sugar Man? You must be his biggest fan  Condescending Wonka

so you're an asian kid who plays piano? show me something new.

so you're an asian kid who plays piano? show me something new.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you fainted at a stuffy soul survivor concert Tell me more about how you genuinely felt God's presence

Oh, you fainted at a stuffy soul survivor concert Tell me more about how you genuinely felt God's presence   Condescending Wonka

Revolutionary iPhone5? Tell me about that amazing panoramic feature?

Revolutionary iPhone5? Tell me about that amazing panoramic feature?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you saw the space shuttle? Please show me your amazing cell phone pics

Oh, you saw the space shuttle? Please show me your amazing cell phone pics  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a football fan? please tell me how bad the refs are

Oh, you're a football fan? please tell me how bad the refs are  Condescending Wonka

Oh you Use twitter? using hashtags in sentences is definitely acceptable then

Oh you Use twitter? using hashtags in sentences is definitely acceptable then  Condescending Wonka

your a teenager who supports a political party? tell me about how your going to vote

your a teenager who supports a political party? tell me about how your going to vote  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have "like a rolling stone" by Bob Dylan on your phone? You must be such a hipster

Oh you have

Oh, you're travis pastrana? How many times have you sky dived from 122000 feet?

Oh, you're travis pastrana? How many times have you sky dived from 122000 feet?  Condescending Wonka
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