Condescending Wonka

Oh you drive a Subaru wrx? Please tell me about your off roading adventures

Oh you drive a Subaru wrx? Please tell me about your off roading adventures  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a tattoo of a cross? Please tell me how religious you are?

Oh you have a tattoo of a cross? Please tell me how religious you are?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 17 and engaged? Let me know how your long and happy marriage goes

Oh, you're 17 and engaged? Let me know how your long and happy marriage goes   Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you beat marcus out of the blocks? please tell me how the rest of the race went

Oh, so you beat marcus out of the blocks? please tell me how the rest of the race went  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so we need the income tax to build the roads. Before 1913 life must have been horrible, without roads and all.

Oh, so we need the income tax to build the roads. Before 1913 life must have been horrible, without roads and all.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a whitehat? what's page 3 like?

Oh, you're a whitehat? what's page 3 like?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you designed the Japanese flag? You must be so creative.

Oh, you designed the Japanese flag? You must be so creative.   Condescending Wonka

You take a zumba class tell me about how great of shape you're in

You take a zumba class tell me about how great of shape you're in   Condescending Wonka

You frequent r/trees and legal dispensaries? your street savy must be unparalleled

You frequent r/trees and legal dispensaries? your street savy must be unparalleled  Condescending Wonka

You run a lot of marathons? That must make you some sort of super athlete

You run a lot of marathons?  That must make you some sort of super athlete  Condescending Wonka
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