Condescending Wonka

So your not a whore? What about Bill, Bob, Steve, Joe, Dave, Jim, Ron, and Tony?

So your not a whore? What about Bill, Bob, Steve, Joe, Dave, Jim, Ron, and Tony?  Condescending Wonka

oh that's your boyfriend? now i know why you've been calling me so much

oh that's your boyfriend? now i know why you've been calling me so much  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so i see skrillex is your favorite dj I remember my first rave

Oh, so i see skrillex is your favorite dj I remember my first rave  Condescending Wonka

Oh everyone on facebook said happy birthday? They must all be your good friends

Oh everyone on facebook said happy birthday? They must all be your good friends  Condescending Wonka

I see you're playing guitar in your profile picture You must be an intricately deep and inspiringly talented artist

I see you're playing guitar in your profile picture You must be an intricately deep and inspiringly talented artist  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a princess? Please, tell me all about your royal status in this democratic country.

Oh, you're a princess? Please, tell me all about your royal status in this democratic country.   Condescending Wonka

Oh you watch dr. oz everyday? Please provide me with your expert medical diagnosis

Oh you watch dr. oz everyday? Please provide me with your expert medical diagnosis  Condescending Wonka

Oh, it's 4-20? I had not a clue. And you're getting stoned all day? Congrats. You're a winner.

Oh, it's 4-20? I had not a clue. And you're getting stoned all day? Congrats. You're a winner.   Condescending Wonka

oh best day of your year is 4/20? You must really be going places.

oh best day of your year is 4/20? You must really be going places.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, by driving an electric car you do your part to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels. I had no idea the coal which powers our electric infrastructure was not a fossil fuel. Thank you for enlightening me.

Oh, by driving an electric car you do your part to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels. I had no idea the coal which powers our electric infrastructure was not a fossil fuel. Thank you for enlightening me.  Condescending Wonka
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