Condescending Wonka

Microsoft Tech Support? My computer is infected? Please take my credit card number right away!!

Microsoft Tech Support? My computer is infected? Please take my credit card number right away!!  Condescending Wonka

You passed a pass/fail class at an Ivy League University? You must be a genius.

You passed a pass/fail class at an Ivy League University? You must be a genius.  Condescending Wonka

So you don't live anywhere near the beach? Please tell me why you have five salt life stickers on your truck.

So you don't live anywhere near the beach? Please tell me why you have five salt life stickers on your truck.  Condescending Wonka

oh you support the troops tell me again how you have done something for them today

oh you support the troops tell me again how you have done something for them today  Condescending Wonka

You know every song by Taylor Swift and you have a pair of cowboy boots from Wal Mart? You must be SO country.

You know every song by Taylor Swift and you have a pair of cowboy boots from Wal Mart?  You must be SO country.  Condescending Wonka

Went to Yale? or Harvard? So did george w. bush. how does that make you feel?

Went to Yale? or Harvard? So did george w. bush. how does that make you feel?  Condescending Wonka

oh you have a different opinion than me? tell me more, i'll definitely take it into consideration

oh you have a different opinion than me? tell me more, i'll definitely take it into consideration  Condescending Wonka

Seriously Tell me why "beats - By Dr.Dre" are different from other headphones.

Seriously Tell me why

oh, you're a Miami dolphins fan? please, do tell me about how well their season will go this year.

oh, you're a Miami dolphins fan? please, do tell me about how well their season will go this year.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you want a "GOOD guy" ? Please tell me how you've searched so hard through the models and sports car drivers.

Oh so you want a
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