Condescending Wonka

Oh, I see you have an expensive tweed jacket? Tell me how much of a refined gentleman you are.

Oh, I see you have an expensive tweed jacket? Tell me how much of a refined gentleman you are.  Condescending Wonka

oh you've been a kentucky fan for 3 years oh you must be a true blue fan with those tough seasons

oh you've been a kentucky fan for 3 years oh you must be a true blue fan with those tough seasons  Condescending Wonka

OH YOU'RE A FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE PLEASE FILL MY NEWSFEED WITH ALL OF YOUR WISE AND WORLDLY FACEBOOK STATUSES

OH YOU'RE A FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE PLEASE FILL MY NEWSFEED WITH ALL OF YOUR WISE AND WORLDLY FACEBOOK STATUSES  Condescending Wonka

You're third girlfriend in the past month? And you're thirteen? Oh, you must be so hardcore.

You're third girlfriend in the past month? And you're thirteen? Oh, you must be so hardcore.   Condescending Wonka

Diesel is $3.86 a gallon and girls still think we're coming over to just "chill"

Diesel is $3.86 a gallon and girls still think we're coming over to just

Oh, you wear doc martens? Tell me more about how you're so punk rock

Oh, you wear doc martens? Tell me more about how you're so punk rock  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Leo Dicaprio is the most attractive man? Tell me more about how the world disagrees

Oh, Leo Dicaprio is the most attractive man? Tell me more about how the world disagrees  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you changed your facebook password?? please tell me how focused and free of distractions you are

Oh, you changed your facebook password?? please tell me how focused and free of distractions you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have to be up for class tomorrow? Tell me again how hard it is getting up at 10am

Oh you have to be up for class tomorrow? Tell me again how hard it is getting up at 10am  Condescending Wonka

You got all your classes? Tell me more about how awesome it feels

You got all your classes? Tell me more about how awesome it feels  Condescending Wonka
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