Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're stuck in hurricane Sandy? Tell me how tough it is on Facebook.

Oh, you're stuck in hurricane Sandy? Tell me how tough it is on Facebook.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a vegan? Please tell us more about how vegans are better than everyone else

Oh, you're a vegan? Please tell us more about how vegans are better than everyone else   Condescending Wonka

"Women will understand" Tell me about how no guy has ever hosed out a body cavity before

Oh, so you're waiting until marriage? you must do a lot of dry humping

Oh, so you're waiting until marriage?  you must do a lot of dry humping  Condescending Wonka

You like WWE? Tell me how much John Cena sucks.

You like WWE? Tell me how much John Cena sucks.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear Under Armour? You must be so good at sports.

Oh, you wear Under Armour? You must be so good at sports.  Condescending Wonka

oh, sometimes you get a good feeling? Please, tell me more

oh, sometimes you get a good feeling? Please, tell me more  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're wearing Jordans? You must be quite the baller

Oh, you're wearing Jordans? You must be quite the baller  Condescending Wonka

Oh, the religion your parents raised you as is the one true religion? What a coincidence

Oh, the religion your parents raised you as is the one true religion? What a coincidence  Condescending Wonka

Oh, she texted you first? please tell me more about why you want to marry her.

Oh, she texted you first? please tell me more about why you want to marry her.  Condescending Wonka
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