Condescending Wonka

So you're 14 and its unfair your parents are too busy to take you to the mall to see your friends? Your life must be hell right now

So you're 14 and its unfair your parents are too busy to take you to the mall to see your friends?  Your life must be hell right now  Condescending Wonka

Work hard play hard you say? please get back to me when you stop watching tv all day and you're outrageous thigh fat has dissapeared.

Work hard play hard you say? please get back to me when you stop watching tv all day and you're outrageous thigh fat has dissapeared.  Condescending Wonka

Isn't Sarah Lawrence An all girls school? Sure

Isn't Sarah Lawrence An all girls school? Sure  Condescending Wonka

Oh you think being a videogamer is bad today? Let me tell you about being a gun owner

Oh you think being a videogamer is bad today? Let me tell you about being a gun owner  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you posted a picture of your dinner on instagram? tell me how many followers you just got

Oh, you posted a picture of your dinner on instagram? tell me how many followers you just got  Condescending Wonka

So you're reading Langman's Embryology? you must understand all of it

So you're reading  Langman's Embryology? you must understand all of it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you absolutely cannot wait for shark week? Tell me again how you even knew this week existed before you saw step brothers.

Oh, you absolutely cannot wait for shark week? Tell me again how you even knew this week existed before you saw step brothers.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you don't vote because you believe in the Illuminati ? Tell me more about how your community is in ruin

Oh you don't vote because you believe in the Illuminati ? Tell me more about how your community is in ruin   Condescending Wonka

Oh your a fan of the Dallas Cowboys? So tell me how amazing football has been for 16 years.

Oh your a fan of the Dallas Cowboys? So tell me how amazing football has been for 16 years. 
  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a predator Please tell me how much faster you are now

Oh, you have a predator Please tell me how much faster you are now  Condescending Wonka
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