Condescending Wonka

You must be in a hurry since you blew past me on the highway. Fancy meeting you here at the same stoplight!

You must be in a hurry since you blew past me on the highway. Fancy meeting you here at the same stoplight!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've posted a facebook status the last 48 hours? Please, tell me all about your freshman year of college

Oh, you've posted a facebook status the last 48 hours? Please, tell me all about your freshman year of college  Condescending Wonka

You want people to stop hiding behind a mask? Please go on about how you love an internet forum for allowing people to be themselves

You want people to stop hiding behind a mask? Please go on about how you love an internet forum for allowing people to be themselves  Condescending Wonka

So you married the barracks rat all your friends have dated? Tell me about how faithful she will be during your deployment and not spend all your money.

So you married the barracks rat all your friends have dated? Tell me about how faithful she will be during your deployment and not spend all your money.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have mini-mocks? That must be so stressful

Oh, you have mini-mocks? That must be so stressful   Condescending Wonka

Oh you used to play World of Warcraft? Tell me more about your amazing sex life from 2004 to 2007.

Oh you used to play World of Warcraft? Tell me more about your amazing sex life  from 2004 to 2007.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your motto is YOLO? tell me all about how you live life on the edge

Oh, your motto is YOLO? tell me all about how you live life on the edge  Condescending Wonka

Oh you put a color filter on your facebook picture? I bet that makes you so much more attractive

Oh you put a color filter on your facebook picture?
 I bet that makes you so much more attractive  Condescending Wonka

You're within striking distance of 9NEWS? So, of all the losers, you came in first?

You're within striking distance of 9NEWS? So, of all the losers, you came in first?  Condescending Wonka

oh you wear mid-calfs? you must be great at lacrosse

oh you wear mid-calfs? you must be great at lacrosse  Condescending Wonka
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