Condescending Wonka

Boy, those are big headphones You must be an awesome DJ

Boy, those are big headphones You must be an awesome DJ  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can push 1000 lbs on the leg press with bad form? You must be able to squat a ton.

Oh, you can push 1000 lbs on the leg press with bad form? You must be able to squat a ton.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear a hoodie? You must be up to no good

Oh, you wear a hoodie? You must be up to no good  Condescending Wonka

Oh you are having a private party at your house its probably going to be the most badass party ever

Oh you are having a private party at your house its probably going to be the most badass party ever  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to COC? you must see people from high school all the time

Oh, you go to COC? you must see people from high school all the time  Condescending Wonka

Philisophy major? You know, there are cheaper ways of becoming a wife.

Philisophy major? You know, there are cheaper ways of becoming a wife.  Condescending Wonka

your think your vote matters? how cute

your think your vote matters? how cute  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 12 and going to Evolution? Please tell me everything about indie culture.

Oh, you're 12 and going to Evolution? Please tell me everything about indie culture.  Condescending Wonka

Your life... Is it as awesome as you pretend it is on facebook?

Your life... Is it as awesome as you pretend it is on facebook?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you posted about Kony 2012? Do you change the world often?

Oh, you posted about Kony 2012? Do you change the world often?  Condescending Wonka
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