Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're the only girl in school because of reading week? I bet you feel really attractive today

Oh, you're the only girl in school because of reading week? I bet you feel really attractive today  Condescending Wonka

You like to point out "First-World Problems?" You must have been through so much.

You like to point out

Oh, someone from Santorum's voter base called me a fool? Please tell me how much of a fool I am.

Oh, someone from Santorum's voter base called me a fool? Please tell me how much of a fool I am.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you got a high pass? Frank Lloyd Wright is going to freak

oh, you got a high pass? Frank Lloyd Wright is going to freak  Condescending Wonka

So you go to starbucks everyday Cool kid alert

So you go to starbucks everyday Cool kid alert  Condescending Wonka

So you consider your pets to be your children? Then by all means, enlighten me as to how I am going about this parenting thing all wrong.

So you consider your pets to be your children? Then by all means, enlighten me as to how I am going about this parenting thing all wrong.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you post memes on facebook? I you must be so funny and popular on the rest of the Internet.

Oh, you post memes on facebook? I you must be so funny and popular on the rest of the Internet.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a freshman in college? Please tell me how crazy your 19th birthday was.

Oh, you're a freshman in college? Please tell me how crazy your 19th birthday was.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so your Mike gundy? well tell me about your one sucessfull season

Oh so your Mike gundy? well tell me about your one sucessfull season   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have abs? Please, tell us how difficult it was to get them

Oh, you have abs? Please, tell us how difficult it was to get them  Condescending Wonka
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