Condescending Wonka

Oh, your favorite band is Tool? You must know all about good music.

Oh, your favorite band is Tool? You must know all about good music.  Condescending Wonka

New house, new phone, new car and your parents pay for everything. I bet your biggest problem is that your no longer a natural blonde.

New house, new phone, new car and your parents pay for everything.  I bet your biggest problem is that your no longer a natural blonde.  Condescending Wonka

You have a chicago bulls snapback? Original

You have a chicago bulls snapback? Original  Condescending Wonka

Zany Aural Skillz Professor knows if you haz practiced

Zany Aural Skillz Professor knows if you haz practiced    Condescending Wonka

You mean you never posted a link before? well in that case have an upvote

You mean you never posted a link before? well in that case have an upvote  Condescending Wonka

"My Own Meme Status updates?" I'm sure they will be as funny as that time you had a kidney stone.

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Oh you're extremely well endowed? You must get all the girls

Oh you're extremely well endowed? You must get all the girls  Condescending Wonka

Oh you heard Rack City and Coconut Juice? Tell me about how fun Tyga's concert will be for you.

Oh you heard Rack City and Coconut Juice? Tell me about how fun Tyga's concert will be for you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink water out of a milk jug? Please tell me about how much you workout

Oh, you drink water out of a milk jug? Please tell me about how much you workout  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you re-posted a Kony 2012 video on Facebook? You're the greatest humanitarian ever.

Oh, you re-posted a Kony 2012 video on Facebook? You're the greatest humanitarian ever.   Condescending Wonka
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