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Oh, You Listen to Dave Matthews? You Must Be Quite The Frat Star

Oh, You Listen to Dave Matthews? You Must Be Quite The Frat Star  Condescending Wonka

So, you like One Direction? You must know all the British bands.

So, you like One Direction?  You must know all the British bands.   Condescending Wonka

You just use poison powder, leech seed and solarbeam against lorelei? You must be a great strategist. I bet you have a 100% win record.

You just use poison powder, leech seed and solarbeam against lorelei? You must be a great strategist. I bet you have a 100% win record.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear Nike's? i am astounded that you are still mobile considering all of your agonizing self motivated exercise

Oh, you wear Nike's? i am astounded that you are still mobile considering all of your agonizing self motivated exercise  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're tired of men thinking you're a slut? please, continue posting pictures of yourself in just your underwear in the bathroom mirror

Oh, you're tired of men thinking you're a slut? please, continue posting pictures of yourself in just your underwear in the bathroom mirror  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have fought in several battles? I bet you were a significant part in them.

Oh, you have fought in several battles? I bet you were a significant part in them.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you shit in the shower? Tell me more about how you only live once

Oh, you shit in the shower? Tell me more about how you only live once  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 13 and smoke, drink, and have sex? Please tell me about your bright future

Oh, you're 13 and smoke, drink, and have sex? Please tell me about your bright future  Condescending Wonka

OH YOU MADE OUT WITH NONNA GLASSES? YOU MUST THINK YOUR SEXY

OH YOU MADE OUT WITH NONNA GLASSES? YOU MUST THINK YOUR SEXY  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you voted for Conner Griffin For sju senate? I'm sure you won't regret that decision.

Oh, you voted for Conner Griffin For sju senate? I'm sure you won't regret that decision.  Condescending Wonka
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