Condescending Wonka

your vocalist talks about higher planes of existence? please tell me more about how your death metal band is new and innovative

your vocalist talks about higher planes of existence? please tell me more about how your death metal band is new and innovative   Condescending Wonka

The religion of your parents is the one true religion? How convenient for you

The religion of your parents is the one true religion? How convenient for you  Condescending Wonka

you asked the bartender for a vanilla rum and diet rootbeer? I hope he doesn't ask you to pay with chest hairs

you asked the bartender for a vanilla rum and diet rootbeer?  I hope he doesn't ask you to pay with chest hairs  Condescending Wonka

Oh really? you're going to join an ASU sorority... and not get an STD?

Oh really? you're going to join an ASU sorority... and not get an STD?  Condescending Wonka

oh, your going to Euro Fest this weekend Please, tell me more about how unique and fast your car is; douche

oh, your going to Euro Fest this weekend Please, tell me more about how unique and fast your car is; douche  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you go to college? thoes beer pong skills will definitely pay off all of your loans

Oh, so you go to college? thoes beer pong skills will definitely pay off all of your loans  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a facebook post about cispa? You must be so politically active

Oh, you made a facebook post about cispa? You must be so politically active  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You announced your junior recital at convo? I bet the whole department will come.

Oh, You announced your junior recital at convo? I bet the whole department will come.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't know about Onya Sonya? excuse you for having a life

Oh, you don't know about Onya Sonya? excuse you for having a life  Condescending Wonka

Oh, if it's on Wikipedia Then it must be accurate

Oh, if it's on Wikipedia Then it must be accurate  Condescending Wonka
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