Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you put your middle name in your facebook profile You must be really important

Oh, so you put your middle name in your facebook profile You must be really important  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Like Radiohead? Name one song other than Creep

Oh, You Like Radiohead? Name one song other than Creep  Condescending Wonka

You use the stall to pee? You must be hiding something big.

You use the stall to pee? You must be hiding something big.   Condescending Wonka

law school is bothering you? no one has mentioned that recently

law school is bothering you? no one has mentioned that recently  Condescending Wonka

that's cute, you those were angels singing happy birthday to sherman? ...that was sherman singing in the shower

that's cute, you those were angels singing happy birthday to sherman? ...that was sherman singing in the shower  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you used a calculator to answer that question? You must sit in the front row in chemistry

Oh, you used a calculator to answer that question? You must sit in the front row in chemistry  Condescending Wonka

Oh you post prayers as your Facebook status? You must be so religious

Oh you post prayers as your Facebook status? You must be so religious   Condescending Wonka

your vocalist talks about higher planes of existence? please tell me more about how your death metal band is new and innovative

your vocalist talks about higher planes of existence? please tell me more about how your death metal band is new and innovative   Condescending Wonka

The religion of your parents is the one true religion? How convenient for you

The religion of your parents is the one true religion? How convenient for you  Condescending Wonka

you asked the bartender for a vanilla rum and diet rootbeer? I hope he doesn't ask you to pay with chest hairs

you asked the bartender for a vanilla rum and diet rootbeer?  I hope he doesn't ask you to pay with chest hairs  Condescending Wonka
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