Condescending Wonka

OH, CHELSEA WILL BEAT BAYERN MUNICH you didn't lose to qpr, liverpool, west brom, newcastle and villa?

OH, CHELSEA WILL BEAT BAYERN MUNICH you didn't lose to  qpr, liverpool, west brom, newcastle and villa?  Condescending Wonka

joe boga, i hear you like ornette coleman please tell me more about how you approach modern chord changes

joe boga, i hear you like ornette coleman please tell me more about how you approach modern chord changes  Condescending Wonka

oh you're a year older than me? Please tell me about how life was back in the day.

oh you're a year older than me? Please tell me about how life was back in the day.  Condescending Wonka

You drink diet soda? I bet you're really conscious about your health!

You drink diet soda? I bet you're really conscious about your health!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you missed a fire call? Tell me more about how you won't get firefighter of the year.

Oh, you missed a fire call? Tell me more about how you won't get firefighter of the year.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you only live once? I had no idea, please tell me more.

Oh, you only live once?
 I had no idea, please tell me more.  Condescending Wonka

I'm starting to realize I shouldn't be such a dick to people. But I think my face might be frozen like this.

I'm starting to realize I shouldn't be such a dick to people. But I think my face might be frozen like this.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you just graduated high school? please tell me about how you're so mature

Oh you just graduated high school? please tell me about how you're so mature  Condescending Wonka

Oh you play rep soccer in Hamilton? Please, tell me more about being a professional soccer player.

Oh you play rep soccer in Hamilton?
 Please, tell me more about being a professional soccer player.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your current girlfriend is the most amazing girlfriend in the world? Tell me more how you never said your exes were the best.

Oh your current girlfriend is the most amazing girlfriend in the world? Tell me more how you never said your exes were the best.  Condescending Wonka
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