Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a middle class white high schooler on probation? You must be such a badass

Oh, you're a middle class white high schooler on probation? You must be such a badass  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You went to BYU? Tell me how much smarter than me you are since I went to BYU-I

Oh, You went to BYU? Tell me how much smarter than me you are since I went to BYU-I  Condescending Wonka

wow you know colin howell that man used to get away with murder

wow you know colin howell that man used to get away with murder  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're from Brazil? What was the rainforest like?

Oh, you're from Brazil? What was the rainforest like?  Condescending Wonka

your wearing two pairs of nike high socks? you must have lots of swag

your wearing two pairs of nike high socks? you must have lots of swag  Condescending Wonka

it takes forever for your hair to dry out, you say? what a burden full, non-thinning hair must be

it takes forever for your hair to dry out, you say? what a burden full, non-thinning hair must be  Condescending Wonka

Oh you called an upset in March Madness? You must know so much about Sports

Oh you called an upset in March Madness? You must know so much about Sports  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've been to dice road cemetery? you must be the bravest person i've ever met.

Oh, you've been to dice road cemetery? you must be the bravest person i've ever met.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you had the flu? tell me all about how bad it was

Oh, you had the flu? tell me all about how bad it was  Condescending Wonka

You have an inspirational quote as your facebook status? You must be quite the philosopher

You have an inspirational quote as your facebook status? You must be quite the philosopher  Condescending Wonka
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