Condescending Wonka

You ran down silver? You must be a Ranger.

You ran down silver? You must be a Ranger.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you've been dating for a month? Tell me again how you're SO in love.

Oh you've been dating for a month? Tell me again how you're SO in love.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bought my Willy Wonka DVD for $5 at wal-mart you must be sooooo thrifty!

Oh, you bought my Willy Wonka DVD for $5 at wal-mart you must be sooooo thrifty!  Condescending Wonka

Oh you think you're ugly? Im sorry, but you spelled attention seeking whore wrong.

Oh you think you're ugly? Im sorry, but you spelled attention seeking whore wrong.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you pushed a known reality star to the moon? He must be a great wrestler

Oh, you pushed a known reality star to the moon? He must be a great wrestler  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you prefer dos equis? you must drink responsibly.

Oh so you prefer dos equis? you must drink responsibly.  Condescending Wonka

Your facebook statuses are always so deep You must be such an intelligent person

Your facebook statuses are always so deep You must be such an intelligent person  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know how to pose half naked on pool tables? You must be an Abercrombie Model.

Oh, you know how to pose half naked on pool tables? You must be an Abercrombie Model.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a collection of cumshots and called it a cumpilation? You must be so original and clever

Oh, you made a collection of cumshots and called it a cumpilation? You must be so original and clever  Condescending Wonka

oh you like campari? tell me about your extensive knowledge of the culinary arts.

oh you like campari? tell me about your extensive knowledge of the culinary arts.  Condescending Wonka
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