Condescending Wonka

oh you're a fan of the boston bruins? you must go to so many games

oh you're a fan of the boston bruins? you must go to so many games  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a macbook pro? You must be a master DJ

Oh you have a macbook pro? You must be a master DJ  Condescending Wonka

I enjoy luring children into my home with the promise of candy. YOLO.

I enjoy luring children into my home with the promise of candy. YOLO.  Condescending Wonka

oh i'm sorry, you were dispatching? why don't we get standby to cover you while we discuss your shift in my windowless van.

oh i'm sorry, you were dispatching? why don't we get standby to cover you while we discuss your shift in my windowless van.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a Salt Life sticker on your truck? You must know of nothing but a life at sea.

Oh, you have a Salt Life sticker on your truck? You must know of nothing but a life at sea.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're 14 years old? Tell me about how you got freindzoned

Oh you're 14 years old? Tell me about how you got freindzoned  Condescending Wonka

Oh your a Flyers fan? Tell me, when was the last time you made it to the Stanley cup?

Oh your a Flyers fan? Tell me, when was the last time you made it to the Stanley cup?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you can type 91 WPM? Please tell me more about being a bad ass.

Oh you can type 91 WPM? Please tell me more about being a bad ass.   Condescending Wonka

Oh your not a slut? Sorry i guess those 14 guys you slept with where just freinds

Oh your not a slut? Sorry i guess those 14 guys you slept with where just freinds  Condescending Wonka

you have a confederate flag on the back of your truck? Please tell me how much of a redneck you are

you have a confederate flag on the back of your truck?  Please tell me how much of a redneck you are  Condescending Wonka
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