Condescending Wonka

Oh you wear a pittsburgh pirates hat? Please tell me who's their best player?

Oh you wear a pittsburgh pirates hat?
 Please tell me who's their best player?  Condescending Wonka

Power cycle my modem you say? Cute. #error37

Power cycle my modem you say? Cute. #error37  Condescending Wonka

Oh you killed a disc priest? Tell me about the raid you formed to accomplish this

Oh you killed a disc priest? Tell me about the raid you formed to accomplish this  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a paracord bracelet You must climb so many mountains.

Oh, you have a paracord bracelet You must climb so many mountains.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you just got back from college Tell me more about how you hate millburn

Oh, you just got back from college Tell me more about how you hate millburn  Condescending Wonka

Oh you stand up for your beliefs by pointing out sin? You must lead a lot of people to Jesus

Oh you stand up for your beliefs by pointing out sin? You must lead a lot of people to Jesus  Condescending Wonka

Oh, some guy went crazy on PCP and ate a guy's face please tell me more about how it's the zombie apocalypse

Oh, some guy went crazy on PCP and ate a guy's face please tell me more about how it's the zombie apocalypse  Condescending Wonka

So friedli you're the best athlete at bay? PLease tell me more about all the sports you've finished

So friedli you're the best athlete at bay? PLease tell me more about all the sports you've finished  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like to yell "run forest run!" at people you see running? Your friends must think you are HILARIOUS.

Oh, you like to yell

Oh, so you saw a Michael Moore "documentary"? Please tell me how you know so much more about everything than me.

Oh, so you saw a Michael Moore
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