Condescending Wonka

Oh, am I annoying you with my Kickstarter tweets? Like I give a shit.

Oh, am I annoying you with my Kickstarter tweets?  Like I give a shit.   Condescending Wonka

Oh you post witty sayings that probably are in picture form and you totally agreed with them? Tell me how often you apply these.

Oh you post witty sayings that probably are in picture form and you totally agreed with them? Tell me how often you apply these.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're out celebrating 4/20? Your future must be so bright.

Oh, you're out celebrating 4/20? Your future must be so bright.  Condescending Wonka

You have a shocker decal on the back of your scion? You must be a real ladies' man

You have a shocker decal on the back of your scion? You must be a real ladies' man  Condescending Wonka

Oh you smashed a ton of mailboxes? Please tell me how crazy your weekend was

Oh you smashed a ton of mailboxes? Please tell me how crazy your weekend was  Condescending Wonka

You work from home? And you say work has too many clubs to keep you active and social?

You work from home? And you say work has too many clubs to keep you active and social?  Condescending Wonka

You've got a confederate flag on your truck? You must be such a rebel!

You've got a confederate flag on your truck? You must be such a rebel!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Kristen Stewart wants to do movies different than Twillight I'm sure this movie where she runs around in the woods protected by a strong man will accomplish that

Oh, Kristen Stewart wants to do movies different than Twillight I'm sure this movie where she runs around in the woods protected by a strong man will accomplish that  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You sold an old top on ebay? You sound like such an entrepreneur

Oh, You sold an old top on ebay? You sound like such an entrepreneur  Condescending Wonka

Your parents pay for your food, gas, car, tuition and apartment? Please, tell me more about being independent.

Your parents pay for your food, gas, car, tuition and apartment?
 Please, tell me more about being independent.  Condescending Wonka
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