Condescending Wonka

Oh you're in AP math and science classes? You must have so much homework!

Oh you're in AP math and science classes? You must have so much homework!  Condescending Wonka

Oh you like that band? Please, continue to name only two of their songs.

Oh you like that band? Please, continue to name only two of their songs.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hate how "the man" tracks your movements? please check in on foursquare again.

Oh, you hate how

OH, you're in the Farmer School of Business? Please, tell me how long you wait for a salad.

OH, you're in the Farmer School of Business? Please, tell me how long you wait for a salad.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear your lanyard around all day? You must be a new incoming freshman

Oh, you wear your lanyard around all day? You must be a new incoming freshman  Condescending Wonka

You're wearing large ray bans and staring off into the distance in your profile picture? Tell me how much of a hipster you are.

You're wearing large ray bans and staring off into the distance in your profile picture? Tell me how much of a hipster you are.  Condescending Wonka

you went to the festival of colors? You must be so fun and spontaneous!

you went to the 
festival of colors? You must be so fun and spontaneous!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you come from a ghetto ass school? Please, tell me how much harder you had it than I did

Oh, you come from a ghetto ass school? Please, tell me how much harder you had it than I did  Condescending Wonka

Oh You Posted a Cute Picture of your pet? Downvote

Oh You Posted a Cute Picture of your pet? Downvote  Condescending Wonka

Oh, she liked your Facebook status? She obviously wants your dick

Oh, she liked your Facebook status? She obviously wants your dick  Condescending Wonka
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