Condescending Wonka

Your bar is playing top 40 hits from 2003? How retro.

Your bar is playing top 40 hits from 2003? How retro.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I was in the restaurant business too For a semester at Applebee's

Oh,  I was in the restaurant business too For a semester at Applebee's   Condescending Wonka

Oh, You joined a fraternity you should wear that hoodie every day to remind people

Oh, You joined a fraternity you should wear that hoodie every day to remind people  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you make smartass comment about pokemon being for kids? You must be so mature

Oh, you make smartass comment about pokemon being for kids? You must be so mature  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you never watch basketball? please tell me more about jeremy lin

Oh, you never watch basketball? please tell me more about jeremy lin  Condescending Wonka

you did the peacecorps? you must have the most fascinating stories.

you did the peacecorps? you must have the most fascinating stories.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear Reebok Classics? You must be from Glen Burnie!

Oh, you wear Reebok Classics? You must be from   Glen Burnie!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Adrian Dater said the Avs won the trade. He must be a brilliant hockey writer.

Oh, Adrian Dater said the Avs won the trade. He must be a brilliant hockey writer.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you posted on her facebook status? You must be a hacker.

Oh you posted on her facebook status? You must be a hacker.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you only fucked one other girl within a year of dating your girlfriend? You must be over flowing with moral values.

Oh you only fucked one other girl within a year of dating your girlfriend? You must be over flowing with moral values.   Condescending Wonka
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