Condescending Wonka

oh you downloaded a torrent with pitchfork's top 50 albums of the year? you must know a lot about modern music...

oh you downloaded a torrent with pitchfork's top 50 albums of the year? you must know a lot about modern music...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your God took 6 days to create the universe... If he was any sort of God, wouldn't he be able to do it instantly?

Oh, your God took 6 days to create the universe... If he was any sort of God, wouldn't he be able to do it instantly?  Condescending Wonka

Can't find a date? I'm sure it's because no guys here meet your standards

Can't find a date? I'm sure it's because no guys here meet your standards  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got knocked up? Tell me how proud you are to be a mother.

Oh, you got knocked up? Tell me how proud you are to be a mother.  Condescending Wonka

You want to buy two Vietnamese girls? please tell me how civilized of a man you are

You want to buy two Vietnamese girls? please tell me how civilized of a man you are  Condescending Wonka

You're a Socialist? Tell me more about what you learned in philosophy 101

You're a Socialist? Tell me more about what you learned in philosophy 101  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your going to college? I didn't know partying was a major

Oh, your going to college? I didn't know partying was a major  Condescending Wonka

You're voting for Mitt Romney? Just let me....slap you...there we go

You're voting for Mitt Romney? Just let me....slap you...there we go  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you listen to emmure? you must know so much about good music

Oh, you listen to emmure? you must know so much about good music  Condescending Wonka

Oh you've got 500 career wins? you must be a really good coach

Oh you've got 500 career wins? you must be a really good coach  Condescending Wonka
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