Condescending Wonka

So, you and your friend got corresponding thing 1 and thing 2 t- shirts? How innovative of you, noooo one has ever done that before.

So, you and your friend got corresponding thing 1 and thing 2 t- shirts? How innovative of you, noooo one has ever done that before.  Condescending Wonka

Women marry enlisted men because they're gold diggers? Please, tell me all about the millions of dollars enlisted men make.

Women marry enlisted men because they're gold diggers? Please, tell me all about the millions of dollars enlisted men make.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a broom to stand up by itself? You must be Harry Houdini

Oh, you got a broom to stand up by itself? You must be Harry Houdini  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you climbed to your school's roof in high school? You must be the best mountain climber in the world

Oh, you climbed to your school's roof in high school?  You must be the best mountain climber in the world  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you smoke weed? Tell me more about how much you love BOB mARLEY

Oh, you smoke weed? Tell me more about how much you love BOB mARLEY  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're name is marta Bosnjak your boyfriend must be a fucking asshole!

oh, you're name is marta Bosnjak your boyfriend must be a fucking asshole!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're calling tech. support about a speed issue? But you're a technician & know the issue isn't on your end? You must be really good at your job.

Oh, you're calling tech. support about a speed issue? But you're a technician & know the issue isn't on your end? You must be really good at your job.  Condescending Wonka

Queen's wow 173 in the world, that's a win! Y u no 22 like UBC in world ranks

Queen's wow 173 in the world, that's a win! Y u no 22 like UBC in world ranks  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bought 400 dollars in lacrosse equipment? You must play on such a great team!

Oh, you bought 400 dollars in lacrosse equipment? You must play on such a great team!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you talk shit on CoD? You must be a badass outside of video games

Oh, you talk shit on CoD? You must be a badass outside of video games  Condescending Wonka
Like us for More!