Condescending Wonka

Ooooh, you have a first pressing of "White Light/White Heat?" If you had a girlfriend, i bet she'd be really proud.

Ooooh, you have a first pressing of

Oh, you play dubstep? I bet you only play the good stuff, not the shit everyone else plays.

Oh, you play dubstep? I bet you only play the good stuff, not the shit everyone else plays.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wrote two paragraphs of a paper? I'm sure they're wonderfully crafted.

Oh, you wrote two paragraphs of a paper? I'm sure they're wonderfully crafted.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you killed Alduin? That'll still be $50 for this tomato.

Oh, you killed Alduin? That'll still be $50 for this tomato.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an atheist please tell me about all the inaccuracies of my religion

Oh, you're an atheist please tell me about all the inaccuracies of my religion  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you read john green? You must be so intellectual!

Oh, you read john green? You must be so intellectual!  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're not a doctor? Tell me more about how magnets cure cancer

Oh you're not a doctor? Tell me more about how magnets cure cancer  Condescending Wonka

tell me how exactly do you study spanish ab initio?

tell me how exactly do you study spanish ab initio?  Condescending Wonka

oh, you post half naked pictures of yourself on facebook? tell me how your modeling career is going

oh, you post half naked pictures of yourself on facebook? tell me how your modeling career is going  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you feel oppressed as one of the 220 million Christians in America? Please, do tell me about it.

Oh, so you feel oppressed as one of the 220 million Christians in America? Please, do tell me about it.  Condescending Wonka
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