Condescending Wonka

Your sorority's colors are neon green and orange? you'll be noticed every where!

Your sorority's colors are neon green and orange? you'll be noticed every where!  Condescending Wonka

So you want to be a bartender? Why, because you'd be good at it?

So you want to be a bartender? Why, because you'd be good at it?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've been to a bunch of protests? I bet you must be an expert on geopolitical crises.

Oh, you've been to a bunch of protests? I bet you must be an expert on geopolitical crises.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you liked and shared the kony video and you even put him as you profile picture You must have really made a difference

Oh you liked and shared the kony video and you even put him as you profile picture You must have really made a difference  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you watched a 30 minute video on youtube? You must really care a lot about child soldiers in Africa

Oh, you watched a 30 minute video on youtube? You must really care a lot about child soldiers in Africa  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you retweeted and shared a link about Joseph Kony? Tell me more about how you've always cared for Ugandan children.

Oh, you retweeted and shared a link about Joseph Kony?

 Tell me more about how you've always cared for Ugandan children.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Listen to Rap You must be such a Gangsta

Oh, You Listen to Rap You must be such a Gangsta  Condescending Wonka

Ow You're Straight Edge Do tell me about how amazing you are and how everyone else is a cunt for not being as cool as you!

Ow You're Straight Edge Do tell me about how amazing you are and how everyone else is a cunt for not being as cool as you!  Condescending Wonka

So youre playing Protoss in Starcraft? You must be soooo gosu...

So youre playing Protoss in Starcraft? You must be soooo gosu...  Condescending Wonka

hi, i'm here to bang your daughter

hi, i'm here to bang your daughter  Condescending Wonka
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