Condescending Wonka

oh, your iPhone is in a case that disguises it as a small book? I bet nobody knows what's really in there

oh, your iPhone is in a case that disguises it as a small book? I bet nobody knows what's really in there  Condescending Wonka

Oh your 3rd best player got hurt? tell me more about how unfair that is.

Oh your 3rd best player got hurt?
 tell me more about how unfair that is.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're trying to be a rapper? Tell me more about how you fucked my bitch

Oh, you're trying to be a rapper? Tell me more about how you fucked my bitch  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you have so much in common with Derrick Rose? Please tell me about your basketball related injury!

Oh so you have so much in common with Derrick Rose?  Please tell me about your basketball related injury!  Condescending Wonka

Asi que te gustaria irte de vacaciones a PLAYA DEL CARMEN DIME QUE SE SIENTE SABER QUE GR8 TRAVEL MEXICO TE LLEVA Y QUE ADEMAS TIENE LAS MEJORES PROMOCIONES

Asi que te gustaria irte de vacaciones a PLAYA DEL CARMEN DIME QUE SE SIENTE SABER QUE GR8 TRAVEL MEXICO TE LLEVA Y QUE ADEMAS TIENE LAS MEJORES PROMOCIONES  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're not having any trouble in Normal? Tell me about overpowered your class must be.

Oh, you're not having any trouble in Normal? Tell me about overpowered your class must be.  Condescending Wonka

You're happy I'm out of your life please tell me why you text me everyday worried about what I'm doing with mine

You're happy I'm out of your life  please tell me why you text me everyday worried about what I'm doing with mine  Condescending Wonka

So you have a older sister that smokes? Please tell me every single bull shit story of you smoking with her.

So you have a older sister that smokes? Please tell me every single bull shit story of you smoking with her.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you stick out your middle finger in pictures? You're so badass

Oh, you stick out your middle finger in pictures? You're so badass  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a redditor? Tell me about all of your overly attached exes.

Oh, you're a redditor? Tell me about all of your overly attached exes.  Condescending Wonka
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