Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're god's chosen people? You must be so modest

Oh, you're god's chosen people? You must be so modest  Condescending Wonka

So you watch channing tatum's fight and dance movies while working out listening to eminem? Tell me again how dancing and poetry makes you tougher than a midget wrestler?

So you watch channing tatum's fight and dance movies while working out listening to eminem? Tell me again how dancing and poetry makes you tougher than a midget wrestler?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're going to Coachella? All your opinions about music must be facts

Oh, you're going to Coachella? All your opinions about music must be facts  Condescending Wonka

Your handing me a flier that says I am going to hell?! Wow, I forgot what a saint you are for going to church. Do you want a cookie?

Your handing me a flier that says I am going to hell?! Wow, I forgot what a saint you are for going to church. Do you want a cookie?  Condescending Wonka

You won game 1 of a playoff series? Tell me again how you're going to win the stanley cup.

You won game 1 of a playoff series? Tell me again how you're going to win the stanley cup.  Condescending Wonka

Oh its Greek week and you love your soroity? I couldn't tell from all your sisters' posts saying the exact same thing.

Oh its Greek week and you love your soroity? I couldn't tell from all your sisters' posts saying the exact same thing.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a huge fan of The Hunger Games now are you? Tell me who Madge Undersee is

Oh, so you're a huge fan of The Hunger Games now are you? Tell me who Madge Undersee is  Condescending Wonka

oh, you own a few old video game consoles? you must be a real hardcore gamer.

oh, you own a few old video game consoles? you must be 
a real hardcore gamer.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you would've done anything to be successful? You must have tried so hard before you gave up

Oh you would've done anything to be successful? You must have tried so hard before you gave up  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear affliction? Your middle name must be douche

Oh, you wear affliction? Your middle name must be douche  Condescending Wonka
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