Condescending Wonka

Oh, you shaved half of your head? You must be so unique

Oh, you shaved half of your head? You must be so unique  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive an oversized pickup truck? Your landscaping business must be booming

Oh, you drive an oversized pickup truck? Your landscaping business must be booming  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know what extrapolate means? You must be an intellectual

Oh, you know what extrapolate means? You must be an intellectual  Condescending Wonka

you totaled daddys $60,000 car and mommy pays $20,000 bail. Tell me more about how you work hard at abrocrombie & fitch

you totaled daddys $60,000 car and mommy pays $20,000 bail. Tell me more about how you work hard at abrocrombie & fitch  Condescending Wonka

I see you've purchased an "I <3 boobies" bracelet You must be quite the philanthropist

I see you've purchased an

So you add smiley faces in every status and message? You must be so full of life

So you add smiley faces in every status and message? You must be so full of life  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you just bought a pair of Jeffrey Campbell platforms You obviously were blessed with unique personal style.

Oh, you just bought a pair of Jeffrey Campbell platforms You obviously were blessed with unique personal style.  Condescending Wonka

You like to make out in the English department lounge? You guys must be so in love!

You like to make out in the English department lounge? You guys must be so in love!  Condescending Wonka

Oh you post things about fat people on facebook You must be in top physical shape yourself

Oh you post things about fat people on facebook You must be in top physical shape yourself  Condescending Wonka

oh, you post photos of a child's tv show and get 10000 likes? you must be some kind of celebrity.

oh, you post photos of a child's tv show and get 10000 likes? you must be some kind of celebrity.  Condescending Wonka
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