Condescending Wonka

Oh you painted your nails and tried to be fancy? oh i'm sorry, were you talking?

Oh you painted your nails and tried to be fancy? oh i'm sorry, were you talking?  Condescending Wonka

So you play chess you say? allow me to look at you condescendingly as you move so you lose on time...

So you play chess you say? allow me to look at you condescendingly as you move so you lose on time...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have instagram? You must be quite the photographer.

Oh, you have instagram?  You must be quite the photographer.  Condescending Wonka

you open beers for people at the bar and hand it to them? please tell me why they should tip you 20% on a 5 dollar beer.

you open beers for people at the bar and hand it to them? please tell me why they should tip you 20% on a 5 dollar beer.   Condescending Wonka

oh you wear sunglasses inside? it must be sunny on planet cool.

oh you wear sunglasses inside? it must be sunny on planet cool.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're "totally skint right now"? That makes you completely different from every other student.

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Oh, You enjoy wearing toe rings? Tell me why that makes you cool.

Oh, You enjoy wearing toe rings? Tell me why that makes you cool.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love blue moon? my wife drinks mimosas too

Oh, you love blue moon? my wife drinks mimosas too  Condescending Wonka

So you boys are heading bush for 3 weeks on saturday? No i got out bought another house and am generally a bigdog. Woof

So you boys are heading bush for 3 weeks on saturday? No i got out bought another house and am generally a bigdog. Woof   Condescending Wonka

Oh you made a screencap comic from a funny TV show? Here is your pass to the front page

Oh you made a screencap comic from a funny TV show? Here is your pass to the front page  Condescending Wonka
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