Condescending Wonka

Oh, you work for Monsanto? You must want to feed people inexpensively.

Oh, you work for Monsanto? You must want to feed people inexpensively.    Condescending Wonka

oh, you're studying abroad? Tell me about it

oh, you're studying abroad? Tell me about it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, he bought you flowers? he must be the perfect guy you are destined to marry.

Oh, he bought you flowers? he must be the perfect guy you are destined to marry.  Condescending Wonka

Your dad owns a window company? You must grow up to be a constructer when you're older

Your dad owns a window company? You must grow up to be a constructer when you're older  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your favorite dubstep artist is Skrillex? You must be an expert on the genre.

Oh, your favorite dubstep artist is Skrillex? You must be an expert on the genre.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your in a frat? You must know all about girls and alcohol.

Oh, your in a frat? You must know all about girls and alcohol.
  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have your own espresso machine and you have chilled champagne available at all times? You must be so cultured.

Oh, you have your own espresso machine and you have chilled champagne available at all times? You must be so cultured.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you really appreciate that we're out here? Please, let that 2012 Lexus in the driveway explain why you can't contribute.

oh, you really appreciate that we're out here?
 Please, let that 2012 Lexus in the driveway explain why you can't contribute.  Condescending Wonka

Yeah I know T.J. is married That Nicole Kaleel chick sure is lucky isn't she!

Yeah I know T.J. is married That Nicole Kaleel chick sure is lucky isn't she!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you painted your JG BAR 10 red tiger? you must get so many headshots

Oh, you painted your JG BAR 10 red tiger? you must get so many headshots  Condescending Wonka
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