Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink diet Coke? You must be so healthy.

Oh, you drink diet Coke? You must be so healthy.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your Facebook claims you attend Hogwarts? How original.

Oh, your Facebook claims you attend Hogwarts?  How original.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your friend died in an accident? Go ahead and tattoo a shrine on your back, its probably what he would've wanted

Oh your friend died in an accident? Go ahead and tattoo a shrine on your back, its probably what he would've wanted  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You have a 60” 3-D TV? That’s nice. I invented Wonka-vision.

Oh, You have a 60” 3-D TV?  That’s nice. I invented Wonka-vision.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a comm major? Please tell me everything you know about talking

Oh, you're a comm major? Please tell me everything you know about talking  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a new boyfriend every week? I'm sure this time he's the one

Oh, you have a new boyfriend every week? I'm sure this time he's the one  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You cook your own food please tell me how you are the next Emeril lagasse

Oh, You cook your own food  please tell me how you are the next Emeril lagasse  Condescending Wonka

I see you have a freemason's bumper sticker... You must know all sorts of government secrets.

I see you have a freemason's  bumper sticker... You must know all sorts of government secrets.  Condescending Wonka

You are on the football team Tell me again how much of a bad ass you are and cant win games

You are on the football team Tell me again how much of a bad ass you are and cant win games   Condescending Wonka

oh, you're 25? please, tell me again how little i know about life

oh, you're 25? please, tell me again how little i know about life  Condescending Wonka
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