Condescending Wonka

Labron James is better than Michael Jordan? Please, tell me more about his FIRST championship while I polish Jordan's SIX rings.

Labron James is better than Michael Jordan?
 Please, tell me more about his FIRST championship while I polish Jordan's SIX rings.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you experienced the true middle east? Must have been exciting in that 5-star hotel room in Dubai

Oh, so you experienced the true middle east? Must have been exciting in that 5-star hotel room in Dubai  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think Florida is too hot in the Summer? The weather in the midwest must be so refreshing this time of year.

Oh, you think Florida is too hot in the Summer? The weather in the midwest must be so refreshing this time of year.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your boyfriend picks you up and throws you around? Tell me about it while I get this thing down from the top shelf for you

Oh your boyfriend picks you up and throws you around? Tell me about it while I get this thing down from the top shelf for you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I can't obsess over Happy Tree Friends or Regular Show? Please lecture me about how you can obsess over my little pony to the point where you cum on pony dolls.

Oh, I can't obsess over Happy Tree Friends or Regular Show? Please lecture me about how you can obsess over my little pony to the point where you cum on pony dolls.  Condescending Wonka

Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses Bitch, this aint Narnia

Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses Bitch, this aint Narnia  Condescending Wonka

You're part of the biggest religious demographic in the country? please, do enlighten me as to how rebellious you are

You're part of the biggest religious demographic in the country? please, do enlighten me as to how rebellious you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, the war on drugs is exactly like prohibition? please continue to selectively interpret history to suit your political agenda.

Oh, the war on drugs is exactly like prohibition? please continue to selectively interpret history to suit your political agenda.  Condescending Wonka

So your looking for a professional tattoo? I hear Family Affair Custom Tattoo Studio is the place to go.

So your looking for a professional tattoo? I hear Family Affair Custom Tattoo Studio is the place to go.  Condescending Wonka

You're not the shiniest spoon in the silverware drawer are you?

You're not the shiniest spoon in the silverware drawer are you?  Condescending Wonka
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