Condescending Wonka

oh, you know the answer to every question they have on jeopardy? please, throw them out there so we all can know what to expect

oh, you know the answer to every question they have on jeopardy? please, throw them out there so we all can know what to expect  Condescending Wonka

You have friends in Syria? Please, tell us everything!

You have friends in Syria? Please, tell us everything!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you named your ferret Bandit? How amazingly original.

Oh, you named your ferret Bandit? How amazingly original.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in a sorority? Tell me about how much you love your big

Oh, you're in a sorority? Tell me about how much you love your big  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you partied at marine on st. patrick's day? tell me how many people were there!

Oh, so you partied at marine on st. patrick's day? tell me how many people were there!  Condescending Wonka

You liked a band before they were mainstream. You must be even cooler for not liking them because they are mainstream.

You liked a band before they were mainstream. You must be even cooler for not liking them because they are mainstream.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're in high school and order bottled water at restaurants? You must be so healthy

oh, you're in high school and order bottled water at restaurants? You must be so healthy  Condescending Wonka

oWN A bmw WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A TWAT?

oWN A bmw WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A TWAT?  Condescending Wonka

You took a whole semester of philosophy? Please, continue telling me which of the three fallacies you know I am committing.

You took a whole semester of philosophy? Please, continue telling me which of the three fallacies you know I am committing.  Condescending Wonka

Pulling another all nighter to do papers due the next day You are a true son of Xavier

Pulling another all nighter to do papers due the next day You are a true son of Xavier   Condescending Wonka
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