Condescending Wonka

Oh, you liked a picture of Jesus? The gates of heaven just opened for you.

Oh, you liked a picture of Jesus? The gates of heaven just opened for you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you walk around wearing Beats headphones? You must have a fantastic taste in music.

Oh you walk around wearing Beats headphones? You must have a fantastic taste in music.  Condescending Wonka

you get checked every month for std's oh please, tell me more about how you are not a whore

you get checked every month for std's oh please, tell me more about how you are not a whore  Condescending Wonka

Oh you made a meme about barcelona diving You must be so original

Oh you made a meme about barcelona diving You must be so original   Condescending Wonka

oh, you named you dog marley? please tell me why it's such a unique name to you.

oh, you named you dog marley? please tell me why it's such a unique name to you.  Condescending Wonka

oh you're complaining about snow? you must be new here

oh you're complaining about snow? you must be new here  Condescending Wonka

OH, you think classical music is terrible Tell me again about your wildly original rap, hip hop, and pop music

OH, you think classical music is terrible Tell me again about your wildly original rap, hip hop, and pop music   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a dismal movie about a character who isn't relatable ruining his life with drugs? This must be really philosophical and important to watch.

Oh, you made a dismal movie about a character who isn't relatable ruining his life with drugs? This must be really philosophical and important to watch.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so your a bodybuilder ? What music festival did you say you were training for ?

Oh, so your a bodybuilder ?  What music festival did you say you were training for ? 
  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your bikini photo got 75 likes on facebook? It must be your shining personality.

Oh, your bikini photo got 75 likes on facebook? It must be your shining personality.  Condescending Wonka
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